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[02 Oct 2009|01:26am] |
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surgery soonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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[22 Aug 2009|04:59pm] |
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I've lived off jamba juice for the last four days... oh my god I love it so much haha.. so happy there's (at least) one in Boston. :)
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[31 Dec 2008|06:42pm] |
STOP living in the past.
kthx.
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[13 Nov 2008|01:35am] |
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It's 2:20am and I should be sleeping but I'm upset so I'm not. And I'm bored. So I'm doing this..
The Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Guess the quotes without looking at other people's guesses
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions for those of you guessing.
1. "Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [laughs] I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
2. "I'm a master of fright, / and a demon of light, / and I'll scare you right out of your pants. / To a guy in Kentucky / I'm Mister Unlucky / And I'm known throughout England and France, / And since I am dead, / I can take off my head / to recite Shakespearean quotations. / No animal or man / Can SCREAM like I can / With the fury of my recitations."
3. "I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically *chucked* it at him!"
4. "You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd."
5. "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
6. "This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants... it's good to be home!"
7. "There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation."
8. "I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!"
9. "Well, you can't be in two places at once. Violates all fundimental laws of physics"
10. "I'm walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don't smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, 'cause there's no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of them'. So I try to brush past him, and that's when he slices me"
11. "Is Tamara home?"
12. "Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great..."
13. "Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen."
14. "You do what you love, and fuck the rest."
15. "I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."
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[22 Oct 2008|07:17pm] |
I'm in New Yorkkkkk :o)
Well technically New Jersey but for Coheed's 4 day concert in NYC <3
yay!
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[14 Oct 2008|11:35pm] |
GO TO URBANDICTIONARY.COM AND TYPE IN YOUR ANSWER TO EACH QUESTION IN THE SEARCH BOX. THEN WRITE THE DEFINATION IT GIVES YOU.
1. YOUR NAME: Jacqui
urbandictionary.com says: When people say they're gonna do something and don't. Maybe also be used as a noun where someone is a known "bojangler."
2. YOUR AGE: 19
urbandictionary.com says: when you 69 with a nugget
3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Russell
urbandictionary.com says: One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
4. THE STREET YOU LIVE ON: Spring
urbandictionary.com says: If you're in college, the time when all the girls pull out their 'assets' from hiding and show them in short skirts, halters, and flipflops. Very nice weather too
5. FAVORITE COLOR: silver
urbandictionary.com says: Illegal copy of movie/cd (usually before the dvd/cd hit the stores) sold on the street.
6. THE TOWN YOU'RE FROM: braintree
urbandictionary.com says: Where everyone is either a yahhh dooood, a skanky ass hoe, or a pothead. Thinking about getting shitfaced is the only thing that keeps you motivated throughout the school week. People know about your weekend before Monday even rolls around. "The Bridge", "The Rock", "The Outback", "The Beach Spot", "Party to the left", "GMa's House", "The Dam", "The Spot", "The Craitor", etc. are the places to be. You can find Mr. Swanton & Friends running around like madmen @ BHS on their walkie-talkie's. In order to fit in you must own maximum articles of Abercrombie&Fitch. Common words such as "ruueee" "geeeek" "reeeep" and "dudeee" are used excessivly. Instead of saying "ummm.." in between your words, you say "fuckkinnng.." Braintree's football team is MUCH better than Weymouths. You technicaly wouldn't even need to shower during the school week, you could just stand under one of the leeks in the ceiling of our school. We live by the PRIDE statement...Freshman girls are gaurenteed multiple bitching outs. You automatically look like a slut for wearing a skirt, and to make it even worse Mrs. Kelly WILL find you. Here in Braintree you can find drama any time and place.
7. MONTH YOU'RE BORN: August
urbandictionary.com says: A month that has no holidays
8. YOUR LAST NAME: Mortimer
urbandictionary.com says: A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
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[27 Jun 2008|12:03pm] |
Due to the amazingness of Ferras I think you should listen to him. Some of his influences are Elton John and David Bowie and he was recently on tour for the month of June with Ryan Cabrera. You may have heard his single "Hollywood's not America" on the radio, or mtv or something. His other songs are amazing and you should check him out :D.
his website is www.ferrasmusic.com
his myspace is www.myspace.com/ferrasmusic
:D thanks <3
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[16 May 2008|01:07am] |
So I worked today on my "day off" from 9-1 and came home to take a nap. I asked Chris to wake me up at 4 by calling me and he said OK.
At 4 I woke up but not to a phone call, to him shaking my foot and holding a bouquet of roses and carnations.
It was absolutely adorable <3 It's the small things like this he does (every once in a while, mind you) that remind me why I love him as much as I do :D.
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[02 Feb 2008|12:45pm] |
So since September.. or even the beginning of high school, things have changed.
-I want to go to school in Manhattan.. I no longer want to be at Bridgewater or close to home. I know I'd miss everyone way too much, though.
-I would rather not be a Physics major. I want to major in Criminalistics. AKA I want to be a CSI.
-I want to travel right now instead of being in school in general. I feel like I need a break.
-I need to get another job which means working 2 jobs, or try to get Jeff make me full time. And if I do end up getting another job it means working three over the summer. 1 full time and 2 part time.
yay..
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[28 Nov 2007|11:02pm] |
I'm in Orlando :D
and I'm going to Universal tomorrow! yay!
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[10 Aug 2007|03:58pm] |
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I've lost 17 pounds since mid-June. =) <3.
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[08 Jun 2007|11:16pm] |
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I have school orientation tomorrow and friday and then relay friday and saturday so i'll talk to you all saturday probably =)
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[30 May 2007|10:03am] |
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It's supposed to rain on graduation :'(
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[25 Mar 2007|03:17pm] |
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I gave blood today :). Yay for having enough iron, a good blood pressure, and not being foreign! Haha oh I love the excuse
"I was told not to run around/go to the gym/excercise or anything like that for 24 hours."
:)
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[22 Mar 2007|05:48pm] |
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I'm giving blood. :)
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[15 Feb 2007|06:47am] |
I'm sad. 4 days ago I posted a "Valintr" so my friends could leave me online valentines, but I haven't gotten any. =(.
Haha, how is everyone anyways?
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