It's 2:20am and I should be sleeping but I'm upset so I'm not. And I'm bored. So I'm doing this..
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Guess the quotes without looking at other people's guesses
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions for those of you guessing.
1. "Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [laughs] I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!"
2. "I'm a master of fright, / and a demon of light, / and I'll scare you right out of your pants. / To a guy in Kentucky / I'm Mister Unlucky / And I'm known throughout England and France, / And since I am dead, / I can take off my head / to recite Shakespearean quotations. / No animal or man / Can SCREAM like I can / With the fury of my recitations."
3. "I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically *chucked* it at him!"
4. "You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd."
5. "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
6. "This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants... it's good to be home!"
7. "There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation."
8. "I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!"
9. "Well, you can't be in two places at once. Violates all fundimental laws of physics"
10. "I'm walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don't smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, 'cause there's no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of them'. So I try to brush past him, and that's when he slices me"
11. "Is Tamara home?"
12. "Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great..."
13. "Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen."
14. "You do what you love, and fuck the rest."
15. "I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."